Facts you don't know about your blood

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What's better than a pizza? A Burger-Pizza!

A brand spanking new menu item at a BK location in New york, you can get a whopping whopper pizza for $13. At 2500 calories it will rendered all health insurance useless. Go buy Life Insurance before you serve your love ones!

Exclusive to NYC's Whopper Bar. Four flame-broiled Whopper® patties topped with pizza-lovers' favorites (pepperoni, mozzarella cheese, marinara sauce and Tuscan pesto sauce) all on a 9 1/2-inch sesame seed bun.

Wait...isn't Beethoven is a dog?

Most young Americans entering university this year can't write in cursive, think email is too slow and that Beethoven is a film star dog, according to an annual list compiled by two academics at a US college.

China create Bruce Lee sculptures to compete with Statue of liberty

In hope of being in the top of the world's famous monument, China has begun working on it's latest crazy creation: A 30 meter tall Bruce Lee. Shown below is a replica out of many to be chosen to be the final product.

"We hope it can compete with the Statue of Liberty. But our sculpture, The Kungfu God of 1,000 Legs, is meant to symbolize Chinese wisdom, creativity and health," an artist Shu Yong, said.

It takes 100 people and 6 months to complete.

World's ugliest animal threatened with extinction

If Charlie Brown melted like the Wicked Witch of the West and then moved to the bottom of the ocean, this is what he would look like.
Behold the blobfish, or Psychrolutes marcidus, which inhabits the deep waters off Australia and Tasmania.
The depths at which the strange fish lives helps explain its unusual appearance. Due to the enormous pressure, gas bladders become insufficient to stay afloat. Consequently, the blobfish has developed gelatinous flesh with a density less than water.

Donald duck sexual lawsuit

While visiting Epcot Center in Florida, a Pennsylvania woman alleges that a Disney employee dressed as Donald Duck grabbed her breast and molested her after she sought an autograph. After the alleged groping, Donald Duck made gestures--apparently with his snowy white hands--"indicating he had done something wrong," according to a lawsuit filed last month by April Magolon (inset). Magolon...is suing Disney for negligence, battery, and infliction of emotional distress, and is seeking in excess of $50,000

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Pink dolphin spotted in the wild

 A pink bottle nose dolphin was spotted in a lake in lousiana. The only one of it's kind, the pink color is a form of albino trait. Tourist were told to leave it alone.

From telegraph:
'The mammal is entirely pink from tip to tail and has reddish eyes indicating it's albinism. The skin appears smooth, glossy pink and without flaws. I have spotted it about 40 to 50 times in the time since the original sighting as it has apparently taken up residence with its family in the Calcasieu Ship Channel.

A McNuggets Emergency

A Florida woman called the police multiple times when she couldn't get her Nuggets. She complained that she could not get a refund for her chicken nugget because Mcdonalds no-fund policy. She was offered a replacement but refused and just wanted her money back.

"When cops responded to the restaurant, Goodman told them, "This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don't want one." Goodman noted, "I called 911 because I couldn't get a refund, and I wanted my McNuggets," according to the below Fort Pierce Police Department report. That logic, however, did not keep cops from citing Goodman for misusing the 911 system. Even after being issued a misdemeanor citation, Goodman contended, "this is an emergency, my McNuggets are an emergency."

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/mcnuggets-emergency

McNuggitini cocktail

My milkshake bring all the boys to the yard, and they're like "huh?". A brilliant concoction of alcohol and the mcnugget is what everyone is raving or vomiting about. Good or bad? You make it and decide.
Recipe by Alie and Georgia

Prep Time: 5 minutes
Cook Time: 0 minutes
Yield: 2 servings
Ingredients:
2 McNuggz (plus more for snacking)
1 tub McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce (plus more for licking off pinky finger)
1 lg. Mcdonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake (plus more for bringing all the boys to the yard)
1 bottle Vanilla Vodka (recommended brand: Absolut)

2 men try to sell wood block as laptop

Two Mississippi men wrapped blocks of wood in duct tape, bubble wrap, and attached Toshiba labels to tried to sell them as laptops. Authorities also found binders filled with paper being passed off as laptops. The men was charged with trademark infringement and selling goods with counterfeit labels. They were caught when they tried to sell the fake laptops to an off-duty state trooper.

World's most expensive water

Water, which covers 97% of the entire earth, the most abundant substance, even more common than stupidity is now one of the most expensive renewal resources on earth. Oxymoron? Or just plain moronic? Take a look at some of the bottle water for sale.

extracted from a depth of 995 feet, more than 700 require to be deep seawater. But you still need deeper pockets at $33.50 for a 2ml bottle, or $63,405 a gallon. Frequently exported to the Japanese market.

Bolvian priest arrested for 530 pounds of cocaine

Aside from the daily indulgence of blessing from the local citizens, a new and more hip way to relax in the comfort for an Aymara priest: snorting cocaine. That's right, a new development in Bolivia where a Aymara priest was found with more than 530 pounds of cocaine stash in their home.

Woman knit Super Mario Bros.

While some people think playing video game is a waste of time, have you ever try knitting a video game? Well, Cassie from Georgia did. She knit a scarf of the whole level one from the classic super Mario bros game that is over 10 foot long. That's enough scarf to go around the neck and the extra to use as a convenient dog leash. Hopefully one day there will be a life size version that will take 100 people or 2 Chinese children to make so that we will get to experience throwing fireballs, eating mushrooms, and have thick sexy mustache of our very own.

You can follow more on her progress here.

Smile, you are on Google earth!

We are Google earth, the largest data base of pictures where we can spy on you legally and you can't do nothing about it because we are Google, bitches, if you try you will get owned, we buy your house, your car, your kids, and we will close your Facebook account because guess what...we own that too.

Hail Google....but anyways, lets laugh at the hilarity that Google earth bring to us all.

Funny Counterfeit Attempts (Part 3)

Venture to the world of counterfeit goods, where it is more embarrassing to lug around a look alike than an off brand item.

Camouflage Fail

Funny Counterfeit Attempts (Part 2)

Venture to the world of counterfeit goods, where it is more embarrassing to lug around a look alike than an off brand item.(Part 2)

Strange Gizmos and Gadgets

Creativity knows no bounds. Let us take the Japanese for example: the gadgets
they come up with are amazing. Some are useless but then again, it takes a lot to think of something and then actually pull through with it. Only the Japanese have the guts to conceptualize strange gadgets like that and then actually produce it. For that reason, I’m putting the spotlight on several strange gadgets.

How to eat Sushi?

The Japanese are notoriously known for their taste for perfection. In every art, in every movement, even every bowel movement must be a set of standards and rules that must be follow. Like a warrior code of the samurai, ninja code of the teenage mutant turtles, test of a Pokemon master; failure is not an option, but when it does it is outright hilarious. You're about to embark on a quest, well it is actually a video, about the art of eating sushi and how to fail at it with total honor.