Donald duck sexual lawsuit

While visiting Epcot Center in Florida, a Pennsylvania woman alleges that a Disney employee dressed as Donald Duck grabbed her breast and molested her after she sought an autograph. After the alleged groping, Donald Duck made gestures--apparently with his snowy white hands--"indicating he had done something wrong," according to a lawsuit filed last month by April Magolon (inset). Magolon...is suing Disney for negligence, battery, and infliction of emotional distress, and is seeking in excess of $50,000

Maintenance shop FAIL

Woman knit Super Mario Bros.

While some people think playing video game is a waste of time, have you ever try knitting a video game? Well, Cassie from Georgia did. She knit a scarf of the whole level one from the classic super Mario bros game that is over 10 foot long. That's enough scarf to go around the neck and the extra to use as a convenient dog leash. Hopefully one day there will be a life size version that will take 100 people or 2 Chinese children to make so that we will get to experience throwing fireballs, eating mushrooms, and have thick sexy mustache of our very own.

You can follow more on her progress here.

Smile, you are on Google earth!

We are Google earth, the largest data base of pictures where we can spy on you legally and you can't do nothing about it because we are Google, bitches, if you try you will get owned, we buy your house, your car, your kids, and we will close your Facebook account because guess what...we own that too.

Hail Google....but anyways, lets laugh at the hilarity that Google earth bring to us all.

Funny Counterfeit Attempts (Part 3)

Venture to the world of counterfeit goods, where it is more embarrassing to lug around a look alike than an off brand item.

Camouflage Fail

How to eat Sushi?

The Japanese are notoriously known for their taste for perfection. In every art, in every movement, even every bowel movement must be a set of standards and rules that must be follow. Like a warrior code of the samurai, ninja code of the teenage mutant turtles, test of a Pokemon master; failure is not an option, but when it does it is outright hilarious. You're about to embark on a quest, well it is actually a video, about the art of eating sushi and how to fail at it with total honor.

Man Travel across America in 2 minutes

Meet Mike, he answer an Ad sponsor by Levi's:

"We are looking for a male model with a great personality to be the lead in a viral advertisement for Levi’s Jeans. This project is going to be an epic adventure across America with a small crew in an RV. It’s not a lot of pay, but great exposure and opportunities will come from it. Must have a positive attitude and great work ethic. We will be driving from New York to San Francisco over 14days. Once in a lifetime opportunity to see all parts of America!

Flying to New York on 6/17/10 – Returning to Los Angeles on 7/1/10.

2 minute time-lapse of someone in Levi jeans walking across America from New York to San Francisco.

Lead / Male / All Ethnicities / 18 – 25 years:

This model will be the lead who walks from New York to San Francisco. Looking for the surfer/hippie type vibe. Long hair preferred. Must have a great personality and positive spirit. Need your body language and facial expression to come through in a stop-motion style of shooting. Natural, All-American look…"

Click here to see the path he took.

10 weirdest vending machines

At an average ratio of 1 vending machine per 23 people, Japan is the vending machine capital of the world. Since land is at a premium in Japan(about $200,000,000 an acre in Tokyo), small business owner can't afford to have a brick and mortar business yet alone to even pay rent. To combat with this problem, small space is rented out to put vending machine along busy street and public places where citizen busily commute everyday. With so many vending machines in operation, competition is FIERCE. To keep up with the competition niche market of product are being vended along with the common drink and snacks. Unique and downright strange machines that vend  from everyday product like soap, school supplies, milk to cars, plants, and even used panties. Convenient? Or just plain creepy, we'll let you be the judge.

Kobe beef - The most expensive beef in the world

America is a nation of beef eaters. From massive burgers oozing fat over our fingers to thick ribeye steaks lying heavy on the plate to meatballs to hotdogs to Bolognese sauces to beef stir fries, we eat beef in all its flavorful, near infinite variations. Entire restaurant chains are dedicated to beef, from Ruth Chris to Morton's Steakhouse, to the best restaurants in NYC such as Del Frisco's or Peter Luger's. Cowboys are an iconic American image, as is the independent rancher watching his herds out West, eyes always on the horizon. Beef is an American pastime, lover affair and obsession.

Japanese Vending Machine camouflage

At an average ratio of 1 vending machine per 23 people, Japan is the vending machine capital of the world.

A very wrinkle up vending machine that need to be ironed

Now let's kill two bird with one stone.

Tattoos can be 3D too

Cooking with Cougars

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How to swear in English

A Korean professor lecturing the most interesting and perhaps most useful chapter of the English language: Swearing.

A Beautiful Woman is bad for your health

"A beautiful woman will break your heart", a proverb that have been told and retold since the dawn of time. But people don't realize exactly how true it really is. Scientist at the University of Valencia discovered that within 5 minutes of meeting a beautiful woman, a man's cortisol level

When reality hit

Funny Counterfeit Attempts

Venture to the world of counterfeit goods, where it is more embarrassing to lug around a look alike than an off brand item.

Finally, a sport wear for smokers

Twice as powerful, ten times slower than a puma

the smell of the northern squirrel

"I'm looking for the "no more bad smell" brand"

Dark Vader robs Bank

The Galactic empire must have gotten hit hard in the recession, forcing Dark Vader to rob a bank in NYC.

A man dress in full Dark Vader glory robbed a local Chase bank demanding for cash. Rather than sporting a glimmering light saber, he went with a semiautomatic handgun instead, (bad economy I guess?). He quickly demanded money and ran out the door, he is still at large. Hopefully someone from the Galactic Alliance could stop him in time.

"The force is with you, now hand over the F*#cking money."

Disturbing things kids draw

The smell of Defeat

"The smell of Defeat"