Donald duck sexual lawsuit

While visiting Epcot Center in Florida, a Pennsylvania woman alleges that a Disney employee dressed as Donald Duck grabbed her breast and molested her after she sought an autograph. After the alleged groping, Donald Duck made gestures--apparently with his snowy white hands--"indicating he had done something wrong," according to a lawsuit filed last month by April Magolon (inset). Magolon...is suing Disney for negligence, battery, and infliction of emotional distress, and is seeking in excess of $50,000

Woman knit Super Mario Bros.

While some people think playing video game is a waste of time, have you ever try knitting a video game? Well, Cassie from Georgia did. She knit a scarf of the whole level one from the classic super Mario bros game that is over 10 foot long. That's enough scarf to go around the neck and the extra to use as a convenient dog leash. Hopefully one day there will be a life size version that will take 100 people or 2 Chinese children to make so that we will get to experience throwing fireballs, eating mushrooms, and have thick sexy mustache of our very own.

You can follow more on her progress here.

Funny Counterfeit Attempts (Part 3)

Venture to the world of counterfeit goods, where it is more embarrassing to lug around a look alike than an off brand item.

Japanese Vending Machine camouflage

At an average ratio of 1 vending machine per 23 people, Japan is the vending machine capital of the world.

A very wrinkle up vending machine that need to be ironed

Now let's kill two bird with one stone.

A Beautiful Woman is bad for your health

"A beautiful woman will break your heart", a proverb that have been told and retold since the dawn of time. But people don't realize exactly how true it really is. Scientist at the University of Valencia discovered that within 5 minutes of meeting a beautiful woman, a man's cortisol level

Funny Counterfeit Attempts

Venture to the world of counterfeit goods, where it is more embarrassing to lug around a look alike than an off brand item.

Finally, a sport wear for smokers

Twice as powerful, ten times slower than a puma

the smell of the northern squirrel

"I'm looking for the "no more bad smell" brand"

Dark Vader robs Bank

The Galactic empire must have gotten hit hard in the recession, forcing Dark Vader to rob a bank in NYC.

A man dress in full Dark Vader glory robbed a local Chase bank demanding for cash. Rather than sporting a glimmering light saber, he went with a semiautomatic handgun instead, (bad economy I guess?). He quickly demanded money and ran out the door, he is still at large. Hopefully someone from the Galactic Alliance could stop him in time.

"The force is with you, now hand over the F*#cking money."

10 strangest foods from around the world

They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. The same could be said about food: one man's nightmare may just be another man's delicacy. From cow's tongue and pig's snout to chicken's feet, from fried worms and frog's legs to sautéed snails, the list of weird stuff we eat is endless (and often quite tasty). If you've been indulging lately and need a reason to diet, take a read, you may just lose that appetite. Here is the list of the ten strangest foods from around the world.

10. Fried - brain sandwiches

Long before the era of Mad-Cow Disease, a sandwich made from fried calves' brain, thinly sliced on white bread was a common item on the menus in St. Louis, Missouri, USA. The sandwich is still available in the Ohio River Valley, where the brains are now heavily battered and served on hamburger buns. In El Salvador and Mexico beef brains, lovingly called sesos in Spanish, are used in tacos and burritos. The brains have a mushy texture and very little flavor on their own so the addition of copious amounts of hot sauce definitely helps.

9. Haggis

A traditional Scottish dish, haggis is made with the minced heart, liver and lung of a sheep mixed with onion, spices, oatmeal, salt and stock, and boiled in the sheep's stomach for a few hours. Larousse Gastronomique, a popular encyclopedia of gastronomic delights, claims that haggis has "an excellent nutty texture and delicious savory flavor." Haggis is available year-round in Scottish supermarkets and made with an artificial casing rather than a sheep’s stomach. In fact some are sold in cans to be heated in a microwave before eating. Similar dishes can be found in other European countries with goat, pork or beef used instead of sheep.

8. Bugs

The practice of eating insects for food is called entomophagy and is fairly common in many parts of the world, with the exceptions of Europe and North America (though bugs are apparently a favorite with the television show "Fear Factor"). It is not uncommon to find vendors selling fried grasshoppers, crickets, scorpions, spiders and worms on the streets of Bangkok, Thailand. Insects are high in protein and apparently consist of important fatty acids and vitamins. In fact flour from drying and grinding up mealworm can be and is often used to make chocolate chip cookies. So next time you think there is a fly in your soup, it may actually just be part of the presentation.

7. Rocky Mountain Oysters

What is so strange about oysters? Probably the fact that they're not the kind you find at the bottom of the ocean, but rather a fancy name given to deep-fried testicles of a buffalo, bull or boar. Rocky Mountain oysters (also called Prairie Oysters) are well-known and regularly enjoyed, in certain parts of the United States and Canada, generally where cattle ranching is prevalent. The testicles are peeled, boiled, rolled in a flour mixture, and fried, then generally served with a nice cocktail sauce.

6. Stuffed Camel

The recipe for a whole stuffed camel kind of reads like a bad joke, with ingredients that include one whole camel, one whole lamb and 20 whole chickens. The Guinness Book of World Records lists the recipe as the largest item on any menu in the world, conveniently leaving out any concrete examples of this dish actually being eaten. Legend has it that that a whole stuffed camel is a traditional Bedouin dish seemingly prepared like a Russian Stacking Doll, where a camel is stuffed with a whole lamb, the lamb stuffed with the chickens and the chickens stuffed with eggs and rice. The entire concoction is then barbecued until cooked and served. Fact or fiction, the shear amount of food created by this dish makes it deserving of a place on the list.

5. Hakarl

Anthony Bourdain, known for eating some of the strangest foods in the world, claims that hakarl is the most disgusting thing he has ever eaten. Made by gutting a Greenland or Basking shark and then fermenting it for two to four months, hakarl is an Icelandic food that reeks with the smell of ammonia. It is available all year round in Icelandic stores and often served in cubes on toothpicks.

4. Fugu

Fugu is the Japanese word for the poisonous puffer fish, filled with enough of the poison tetrodotoxin to be lethal. Only specially-trained chefs, who undergo two to three years of training and have passed an official test, can prepare the fish. Some chefs will choose to leave a minute amount of poison in the fish to cause a tingling sensation on the tongue and lips as fugu can be quite bland. Perhaps the fuss of fugu is more in surviving the experience than the actual taste of the deadly fish.

3. Casu Marzu

Found in the city of Sardinia in Italy, casu marzu is a cheese that is home to live insect larvae. These larvae are deliberately added to the cheese to promote a level of fermentation that is close to decomposition, at which point the cheese’s fats are broken down. The tiny, translucent worms can jump up to half a foot if disturbed, which explains why some people prefer to brush off the insects before enjoying a spoonful of the pungent cheese.

2. Sannakji

With sashimi and sushi readily available the world over, eating raw seafood is no longer considered a dining adventure. The Korean delicacy sannakji however, is something quite different, as the seafood isn't quite dead. Live baby octopus are sliced up and seasoned with sesame oil. The tentacles are still squirming when this dish is served and, if not chewed carefully, the tiny suction cups can stick to the mouth and throat. This is not a dish for the fainthearted.

1. Balut

Balut seems to be on every "strange food" list, usually at the top, and for good reason. Though no longer wriggling on the plate like the live octopus in Korea, the fertilized duck or chicken egg with a nearly-developed embryo that is boiled and eaten in the shell is easily one of the strangest foods in the world. Balut is very common in the Philippines, Cambodia and Vietnam and usually sold by street vendors. It is said balut tastes like egg and duck (or chicken), which is essentially what it is. It is surprising to many that a food that appears so bizarre—often the with the bird's features clearly developed--can taste so banal. In the end, apparently everything does indeed, just taste like chicken.

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Virginity Rates by College Majors

Research done by the students of Wellesley College shows the relationship between Virginity and various college majors.

Source: Counterpoint magazine at Wellesley College

1. Studio Art majors enjoy a fabulous 0% chance of being a virgin after graduation.

2. Surprisingly, majoring in the language of love, French is worse at getting you laid than Spanish.

3. Chemistry, Biochemistry, and Mathematics are the nerds of the major field, consist of a record number of sexless smarty pants.

4. Of all the majors listed, computer science is the most well balance, boasting a high salary after graduation, and only 37% are still virgins (Thanks to adult friend finder). There is something sexy about a man who is good with his computer after all.

Singing Nuns sign record deal with Lady Gaga label

A modern day Sister act that is history in the making. A group of french nuns was sign on a contract with Decca Records; which produces albums for such major artist like The Rolling Stones, Eminem, Amy Winehouse, U2 and Lady Gaga. The debut album, "Voices - Chant from Avignon," will feature an ancient style of the Gregorian Chant and hymns. Their album will drop this coming December. Expect it to be a major hit on Christian radio and itunes by Christmas.Source: Associated Press

"All those sister act tape paid off!"

Cities With Really Dirty Funny Names

How would you like to be a citizen of one of these fine places? Snickers and giggles included.

Bastard (Norway)

Feces (Spain)

Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada)

Fucking (Austria)

Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)

Wank (Germany)    

Funny Faces of Chatroulette

When you mix extremely random, highly disgusting, and a web-cam - what you get is a video chat site call Chatroulette. Chatroulette serve as a video chat host to connect people from all over world by random with other random strangers. Develop by by Andrey Ternovskiy, a 17-year-old high school student in Moscow, Russia; his website went from just 500 people a day to now more than 50,000. 

If you are in hope of finding a relationship or finding a lifelong friends on Chatroulette, you are better off joining a prison pen-pal program.

Here are the odds: 

-9 out of 10 people are male

-1 in 8 chance to yield a penis

-A user was more likely to encounter a webcam featuring no person at all than one featuring a sole female.

-A user was twice as likely to encounter a sign requesting female nudity than to encounter actual female nudity.

-1 in 3 chances that you face will go like this:

Florida Woman stab a love rival in the heart, claiming self-defense

Rachel Wade

Sarah Ludemann

Rachel Wade of Florida was found guilty for the stabbing of a love rival. A love triangle between two girls fighting over one boy that turn ugly, Rachel stab Sarah Ludemann in the heart with the help of three others who pin the victim down. Rachel claimed not guilty on the basis fo self-defense, and that she often carry a knife with her for protection.The sentence was murder in the 2nd degree and that could result a minimum of 20 years in the prison to a maximum of life under Florida law.

Of all the place to stab Rachel, and you had a 98% chance to miss, you definitely stab in the wrong place. Love really hurt in the heart, literally.

Chinglish: a newly discovered language

Did you know that China has the most English speaker in the world? With that being said, good English is a whole different matter. Signs written in bad English run rampant throughout major cities and tourist attractions that would make anyone who speak fluent English have a belly busting good time.

A great place to hang out with friends and family to make fun of tourists

Isn't that what chanting is all about? Making confused noise? ohmmmm

Nature and poo definitely goes together according to the feng shui principle

The person who wrote this has a brilliant point. How is writing "Ascorbic acid, citric acid, sodium benzoate, calcium propionate, sodium erythorbate, sodium nitrite, calcium sorbate, potassium sorbate, BHA, BHT, EDTA, tocopherols" make anyone give more of a fuck?

It's already hard it enough to figure out what can be recycle, now we must find out what can't be

Shopping like a true American

This certainly got our attention

For those who want to be a little adventurous.