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Pink dolphin spotted in the wild

 A pink bottle nose dolphin was spotted in a lake in lousiana. The only one of it's kind, the pink color is a form of albino trait. Tourist were told to leave it alone.

From telegraph:
'The mammal is entirely pink from tip to tail and has reddish eyes indicating it's albinism. The skin appears smooth, glossy pink and without flaws. I have spotted it about 40 to 50 times in the time since the original sighting as it has apparently taken up residence with its family in the Calcasieu Ship Channel.

A McNuggets Emergency

A Florida woman called the police multiple times when she couldn't get her Nuggets. She complained that she could not get a refund for her chicken nugget because Mcdonalds no-fund policy. She was offered a replacement but refused and just wanted her money back.

"When cops responded to the restaurant, Goodman told them, "This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don't want one." Goodman noted, "I called 911 because I couldn't get a refund, and I wanted my McNuggets," according to the below Fort Pierce Police Department report. That logic, however, did not keep cops from citing Goodman for misusing the 911 system. Even after being issued a misdemeanor citation, Goodman contended, "this is an emergency, my McNuggets are an emergency."

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/mcnuggets-emergency

McNuggitini cocktail

My milkshake bring all the boys to the yard, and they're like "huh?". A brilliant concoction of alcohol and the mcnugget is what everyone is raving or vomiting about. Good or bad? You make it and decide.
Recipe by Alie and Georgia

Prep Time: 5 minutes
Cook Time: 0 minutes
Yield: 2 servings
Ingredients:
2 McNuggz (plus more for snacking)
1 tub McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce (plus more for licking off pinky finger)
1 lg. Mcdonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake (plus more for bringing all the boys to the yard)
1 bottle Vanilla Vodka (recommended brand: Absolut)

2 men try to sell wood block as laptop

Two Mississippi men wrapped blocks of wood in duct tape, bubble wrap, and attached Toshiba labels to tried to sell them as laptops. Authorities also found binders filled with paper being passed off as laptops. The men was charged with trademark infringement and selling goods with counterfeit labels. They were caught when they tried to sell the fake laptops to an off-duty state trooper.

World's most expensive water

Water, which covers 97% of the entire earth, the most abundant substance, even more common than stupidity is now one of the most expensive renewal resources on earth. Oxymoron? Or just plain moronic? Take a look at some of the bottle water for sale.

extracted from a depth of 995 feet, more than 700 require to be deep seawater. But you still need deeper pockets at $33.50 for a 2ml bottle, or $63,405 a gallon. Frequently exported to the Japanese market.