If only advertisement are as well written and witty like those bellow, I would not mind wasting the next 3 hours of my life through traffic to to buy some milk, I would be less of an asshole to people, and life would be a much better place. If only...if only.
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| Lesson learn? Don't set up a joint bank account if you plan to cheat. |
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| Naturally salted, skins and all. |
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| If god didn't want us to eat them, he shouldn't have made them so delicious. |
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| Even worse than a hangover, the emergency morning after pill. |
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| "Ask and you shall received" Luke 11-9. NEXT TIME BE MORE SPECIFIC LUKE. We all be driving Lamborghini now. |
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| Hopefully your stool will match with their stool samples. No more cleaning, no more mess, camouflage it! |
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| We'd all have been there once in a while. |
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| Who doesn't? Need a good one right after I get hammered. |
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| Cruel but oh so necessary. |
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| No more reasons to watch Tennis. |
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