How to eat Sushi?

The Japanese are notoriously known for their taste for perfection. In every art, in every movement, even every bowel movement must be a set of standards and rules that must be follow. Like a warrior code of the samurai, ninja code of the teenage mutant turtles, test of a Pokemon master; failure is not an option, but when it does it is outright hilarious. You're about to embark on a quest, well it is actually a video, about the art of eating sushi and how to fail at it with total honor.