The Galactic empire must have gotten hit hard in the recession, forcing Dark Vader to rob a bank in NYC.
A man dress in full Dark Vader glory robbed a local Chase bank demanding for cash. Rather than sporting a glimmering light saber, he went with a semiautomatic handgun instead, (bad economy I guess?). He quickly demanded money and ran out the door, he is still at large. Hopefully someone from the Galactic Alliance could stop him in time.
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"The force is with you, now hand over the F*#cking money." |
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